> >25 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER A KID
> >
> > 1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
> > 2. You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
> > 3. Your back goes out more than you do.
> > 4. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into
> the
> >room.
> > 5. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
> > 6. You are proud of your lawn mower.
> > 7. Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't
> breaking
> >any laws.
> > 8. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
> > 9. You sing along with the elevator music.
> >10. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
> >11. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
> >12. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
> >13. You consider coffee one of most important things in life.
> >14. You make an appointment to see the dentist.
> >15. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
> >16. People call at 9 PM and ask "Did I wake you?"
> >17. You send $ to PBS.
> >18. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your
> pants.
> >19. You wear black socks with sandals.
> >20. You know what the word "equity" means.
> >21. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch
> >television.
> >22. Your ears are hairier than your head.
> >23. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
>
> >24. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
> >25. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
> >

25 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER A KID 

1.  You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 

2.  You can live without sex, but not without glasses. 

3.  Your back goes out more than you do. 

4.  You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into 
    the room. 

5.  You buy a compass for the dash of your car. 

6.  You are proud of your lawn mower. 

7.  Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn't 
    breaking any laws. 

8.  Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. 

9.  You sing along with the elevator music. 

10. You would rather go to work than stay home sick. 

11. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. 

12. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 

13. You consider coffee one of most important things in life. 

14. You make an appointment to see the dentist. 

15. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 

16. People call at 9 PM and ask "Did I wake you?" 

17. You send $ to PBS. 

18. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your 
    pants. 

19. You wear black socks with sandals. 

20. You know what the word "equity" means. 

21. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch 
    television. 

22. Your ears are hairier than your head. 

23. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's 
    lawn. 

24. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 

25. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.